Roughly a year ago I got a new phone, the Samsung Alias, or SCH-U740. It was between that and the BlackBerry Curve, which has a SAR rating of 1.51 w/kg. SAR is the Specific Absortion Rate of radiation emitted from our cellphones. Although there is no conclusive evidence that this radiation is harmful, I am not one to take the risk. So, I grew satisfied with my little Samsung. It flipped in two directions and was small enough to fit in my pocket, my Marc by Marc Jacobs tiny purse, and my shoe if I had to be sneaky. And knowing me, I treated this phone like my little baby. It was almost tragic when, a month after purchase, I watched the phone fly out of my pocket and into a clean toilet. I rescued it, because, who wouldn't rescue their drowning baby?
Upon removing my phone from the toilet I put it under a hot lamp in attempts to dry it. Two hours later my phone miraculously turned on, not changed an ounce except for the "indicator." This "indicator," which detects water damage, had changed colors. I went on, for ten months, with this lovely phone, which continued to work despite its little swim. It was to my surprise, a few weeks ago, that it started malfunctioning. I will stop telling you this portion of the story, because I do not have the energy to critique Verizon Wireless for all the pain they caused me, and all the time they took from me.
Fixing my phone, which had "liquid damage" according to the lady with finger nails longer than a train opposing me at the counter, would be more expensive than getting a new one. So, after hours of research I learned that the BlackBerry Storm, had a very very low SAR rating. I went for it, bought the BlackBerry, and loved it..for a day. Which brings me to my next topic, Smartphones.

Who needs them? Where did they come from? Which is better, and iPhone or a BlacBberry? The BlackBerry I chose, the Storm, is a touch phone. It's not just any touch phone, it is a "click-to-touch" phone, which gives the user a simulated button feel. It is the single handedly most hard to use phone I have ever met. I consider myself a technologically savvy teenager, and I was stumped. It wouldn't hold a charge for even a day. And on top of the weird, confusing, impractical technology, I had to wake up with emails by my side. I couldn't, even for a moment, disconnect myself from the ubiquitous world of constant information. I gave it three weeks, three weeks to prove to me that I needed a BlackBerry at sixteen years old. And in the end I realized that a "smartphone" just isn't for me, right now. I have the rest of my life to get my email while on the freeway, so why pay the extra $30 a month for something that just doesn't serve my best interest. This is not to say that I do not fully envy how cute you look on your iPhone when it rings and sounds like a Xylophone or an old fashioned telephone. Or that when you get a BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) on your adorable new Tour that I don't cringe with a bit of jealousy. It's that right now...it's not for me.
So, with much pride and adoration, I introduce to you the Samsung Alias 2 (SCH-U750). It is the new version of my old phone and makes me feel much more at home. And, p.s., its kinda the coolest phone on the market...it has magic keys ; ). Really, if you don't believe me, see for yourself.